Paradoxical by Zeut
7 < - '&%$#"! _^]/[ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA - TUXSSYXSTUVSSYZ[Z_ [Z_! - FGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - HEUTE IST SAMSTAG DER 16. SEPTEMBER! ICH (CYNO) SITZE HIER BEI IMAGO UND SCHAU IHM ZU WIE ER WINDOWS 95 INSTALLIERT! ICH MUSS SAGEN SEHR INTERESANT (GAEHHN - D!) ICH HAB MICH NACH FAST 2 MONATEN ABSTINENZ ENDLICH MAL WIEDER AN DEN GUTEN ALTEN C64 GEWAGT UM ENDLICH DAS DEMO ZU BEENDEN, WELCHES NUN SCHON SEIT JANUAR 95 IN DER MACHE IST! DIESER LANGE ZEITRAUM LAESST SICH DADURCH ERKLAEREN DAS IMAGO SICH EINEN PENTIUM 90 ZUGELEGT HAT UND ICH MIR NUN MEINEN VIERTEN COMPUTER EINEN A500 GEKAUFT HAB! MITTLERWEILE HAB ICH NUN SCHON EINEN A500, C64, PLUS 4 UND EINE URALTE MOEHRE NAMENS TEXAS INSTRUMENT COMPUTER MIT EINEM SPIEL (PAC-MAN). IMAGO IST ZUR ZEIT SCHWER BESCHAEFTIGT! ER SITZT UMHER, GAFFT UMHER, QUATSCHT BLOED UEBER WINDOWS UND HAT AUCH SONST NICH VIEL ZU TUN! ICH DENK MAL DAS DER TEXT JETZT REICHEN SOLLTE, SO DASS ICH NUN SCHLUSS MACHE - ('&%$#"! _^]/[ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA - FGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> -
UVWXYZ[/]^_ !"#$%Z& - NOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ !"#$%Z& - TRANSMISSION ON!!! YO HELLO AND WELCOME TO THIS DEMO! YOU STARTED THIS THING AND WE HOPE YOU ENJOY SEEING THIS DEMO, B-COZ IT'S OUR FIRST RELEASED. IF YOU READ THIS TEXT NOW THEN WE HAVE ALREADY THE MONEY OF THE GAME ON AND ARE HAPPY IN THIS MOMENT! REALLY!!! MAYBE YOU WILL BE ANGRY ABOUT SUCH BORED SCREEN, BUT IT'S ONLY AN INTRO SO YOU MAY SEE BETTER ROUTINES IN THE THREE PARTS. SO NOW I WANT SAY NOTHING MORE SO YOU MAY PRESS SPACE OR READ THIS CRAP AGAIN! PRESS SPACE........ CYNO SIGN OFF. - ? LET'S START THE PARTY WITH PART ONE! ENTER IT BY PRESSING SPACE. SEE YA IN PART ONE.... - EJLAFKMBG CHJLDIKM - D NEJLOFKQBG RCHJSDPKT - D NEJLO&KQB RC'JSDIKT - EJLA,*MU(+ VZ W[ - D NEJL0FKM G 1HJL2IKM - D NEJL0FKM G 1HJL2PKM - D NEJ!0&/" ]# ^# _$ - EJ!A&K"B RC'JSDIKT - EJ!A&K"B RC'J#DIK$ - D NEJLOFKMBG CHJLDPKM - JL0FKM G 1HJL2PKM - ELCOME TO THE FIRST PART IN THIS - IS FINAL ON THE KEYS!! - HIS IS MY FIRST TEXT IN THIS - HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM LIKE MANY OTHER GUYS: - HERE IS NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT! - EMORY IS LARGE AND THE INSPIRATIONS ARE VERY - HAT'S A CHANCE FOR ME! - T TIME HE SEARCHES HIS IDEAS BUT WHERE! - OULD YOU SEARCH IDEAS ON THE TOILET? - VERY ODD PLACE, ISN'T IT!? - RAZY NOISES REACHING MY EARS! - HAT IS HE DOING THERE - H HE ALREADY COMES BACK - AN YOU STAND THIS? - HERE IS THE ODD FEELING THAT SOMETHING IS HAPPENED WHILE - WERE ABSENTLY! - YNO SHOWS A SMIRK. - HAT'S REALLY SUSPECT! - UT IT'S UNIMPORTANT. - ET'S CHANGE THE TOPIC! - WANT TO READ A GOOD BOOK: NATURALLY - T'S A REALLY FINE SIENCE FICTION SERIES AND IT'S ALSO THE WORLD LARGEST - HAVE TO FINISH NOW COZ THE MEMORY IS FULL! - P- PLAYER BY SCORPION/ALD -JJQ - FGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - DPART 2 IS ON THE SCREEN AND SHOWS YOU A NICE PLASMA! REALLY GREAT, ISN'T IT? MY NAME IS CYNO AND I'M A VERY LAZY PERSON THAT'S WHY I GIVE THE KEYZ TO THE BEST OF THE BESTS TO IMAGO, THE CODER OF OUR LITTLE DEMOGROUP. HE IS NATURALLY ALSO THE CODER OF THIS PLASMA! I HAD MADE ONLY THE LITTLE FONT AND THE PICCY IN THE BOTTOM OF THIS SCREEN. H - M I WANTED TO DO ANYTHING BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT - H IN THE BACKGROUND IMAGO IS CRYING AND SHOUTING! HE SHOUTS: I WANT TO WRITE NOW, TOO - ! YEEAAHH NOW I KNOW AGAIN WHAT I WANTED TO DO! OK HERE IS IMAGO - WHAT HAPPENED? I'M REALLY ON THE KEYS! CYNO SHOULD BE ILL. DO YOU KNOW THAT THE WHOLE SCREEN USES ONLY ONE BANK OF THE MEMORY. IF YOU WANT TO RESTART THIS PART LUCK WILL LEAVE YOU COZ THE PICCY AND STARS WILL FUCK UP AND THE SCROLL LOOKS VERY UGLY! THAT'S ALL FOLKS! THE FAIRY TALE HOUR IS OVER AND CHILDREN HAVE TO GO SLEEP NOW! OH NO! CYNO IS REALLY GOING TO SLEEP! THIS SHOWS VERY CLEARLY THE AMOUNT OF HIS IQ! CYNO:" - !" MEMORY IS FULL I HAVE TO END NOW - CBEHKNQTWZ] #&),/ - O READY FOR THE LAST ONE - ? LET'S START WITH THE CREDITZ: REAL CODE BY IMAGO * 4X4 FONT (ANTIQUA STYLE) BY CYNO (YEP THAT'S ME!) * COOL TUNE TAKEN FROM A PD DISK! HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS STARBALL? IT'S REALTIME ROTATED AROUND TWO AXIS! 128 VECTORPLOTS OF COZ VERY HARD TO CODE (OPINION OF IMAGO). I SAY NOTHING ABOUT IT B-COZ I'M ONLY THE LITTLE GRAPHICAIN. O - DH I HAVE ONE THING FORGOTTEN - ! IF YOU HAVE A STICK IN PORT TWO AND YOU ARE NOT TO LAZY THEN YOU CAN CONTROL SPEED AND DIRECTION OF THIS LITTLE SCROLLIE. - F I SWEAT LIKE HELL COZ IT'S HOT OUTSIDE AND ALSO INSIDE. TODAY IS SUNDAY THE 24TH OF JULY IN 1994 AND MY MOOD IS UNDER THE ZEROPOINT BECAUSE I HAD AGAIN TO WORK TOMMOROW. BUT I DO EVERYTHING FOR MONEY. IMAGO WILL LIE ON HIS LAZY SKIN THAT'S WHY I'M SO ANGRY. BUT THERE WILL BE A REVANGE - D. SOMEBODY IS ON THE DOOR!! - DM WENN MAN VOM TEUFEL SPRICHT IST ER NICHT WEIT. ICH MACH DOCH NICHTS AHNEND DIE TUER AUF UND WER STEHT DA - D.GRINSEND UEBER BEIDE BACKEN! SO HIER IST ER: (AGAIN ENGLISH) YO DUDES HERE IS IMAGO THE WORLDS BIGGEST PIZZA EATER. I HOPE YOU ARE NOT ILL COZ OF LUNATIC TEXT BY CYNO ( HE IS A LITTLE BIT CRAZY. I DON'T WANT SAY: LUNATIC) HOPE YOU HAVE LIKE IT TO SEE OUR PIECE OF ART FOR THE GAME ON DEMO COMPETITION. CYNO TELLS ME AT MOMENT SOMETHING CRAP SO I CLOSE MY EARS AND GIVE YOU NOW SOME FAST GREETINGS: - F ANDREW (DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW MOTORCYCLE? I THINK THIS IS A COOL MACHINE.) - D BENNO (VERY SPECIAL GREETING TO YOU AND HOPE I SEE YOU ANYTIME.) - DAKIO (DO YOU STILL LIKE KARATE GAMES - SATAN (YOU ARE VERY LAME WITH YOU AMIGA. BUT WHO CARES!) - RONNY G. (RECOVERY GREETINGS TO YOU!) - RONNY O. (COOL TAPES I HOPE YOU GIVE ME MORE!) - H MANY "RONNYS" COZ CYNOS REAL NAME IS ALSO RONNY. - IS ANYONE STILL READING THIS - E. MEMORY IS EMPTY - D. SO I GIVE THE KEYZ OVER TO CYNO - E. WHILE IMAGO WAS WRITING CRAP I DRANK A FRESH FRUIT JUICE SO I'M IN ACTION NOW - ! I HAVE THE FORCE I HAVE THE POWER, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE!! IT'S A SHAME.. SO LET'S COME TO THE REAL END! - HOPE IMAGO AND I SEE YOU IN OUR NEXT DEMO! SO MAY PRESS RESET NOW OR READ THIS CRAP SCROLL AGAIN OR DO WHAT YOU WANT, BUT I END NOW -